The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2007)

Steven J. Klaszky: Hillbilly

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : [looking at a table with video games for sale]  What have you got here?

  Hillbilly : Bunch of shit.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : I see. But unfortinatly this is kinda my thing.

• Hillbilly : Well if he don't like video games, why the fuck is he playing video games?

• Hillbilly : I have no idea what that is. I can tell ya what it looks like. It looks like the shit stain that's at the bottom of my drawers right now!

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : This is a shit stain on a shitty game! That perfectly sums it all up!

• Hillbilly : [tying the Nerd's mouth with a rubber chicken]  I guarantee you it's gonna be better tastin' that chicken than what's in store for you next.

• Hillbilly : Batter up, bitch boy.

• Hillbilly : He's playin' that game like he really don't like it. Ain't that a shame? Listen to him whimperin' like a little girl.