The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Halloween (2007)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Quotes 

• Swamp Thing Kid , Kid : Trick or treat.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh, oh you want some trick or treat? Okay, here's some trick or treat for ya.

  [holds a plastic bag over his rear and defacates into it] 

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Alright there ya go, ya little fuckers. There's some chocolate for ya.

  Swamp Thing Kid : That's not chocolate, that's poop.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Not chocolate, nor is it poop. It's shit!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Well, now that's my cue to get the fuck out of here and go babysit.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Well, it's Halloween and I gotta go babysit. Yeah, of all things, I gotta watch some little shitheads for the night.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Hey wait, I got something for you too. A shitty game.

  [drops Halloween for Atari into the kid's bag] 

  Kid : What the heck is this?

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's an Atari game.

  Kid : What the heck is Atari, you dope?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : [to the neighbor, talking about Michael Myres]  Hey! Call the police, tell the sheriff, he's on the loose!

  Neighbor : Is this some kind of joke? I've been trick or treated like shit tonight!

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : You don't know what shit is!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : What the fuck? It's Meatwad! It's fuckin' Meatwad!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Exhibit A. Halloween, Halloween. Just in case you didn't see it the first time.