- Grandpa Lou Pickles: [Shows Didi and Stu the picture of the moose he showed to the babies earlier] I have the picture right here.
- Stu Pickles: This is an insurance calendar, Pop.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Well, it still could be an actual photo but, he was just as big.
- Stu Pickles: Sure, Pop.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Bigger than that!
- Stu Pickles: Sure Pop, bigger!
- Stu Pickles: Ah, the great outdoors. Working in the yard makes you feel like in tune with nature.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Nature? You call that mud hole nature?
- Stu Pickles: I'm not finished yet, Pop. I still got to put the trees in.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Trees? You call those twigs trees? Heheh. When we lived in Moose Country, we didn't bother anything like those trees.
- Stu Pickles: Moose Country? I don't remember any moose back home, Pop.