Ondine (2009)
Alison Barry: Annie
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Quotes
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Annie : This town is what you call sartorially challenged.
Ondine : What does that mean?
Annie : A supermodel's nightmare. Do selkies do lingerie? Why not? They wear seaweed knickers and a scallopy bra.
[Syracuse stifles laughing]
Annie : But that's underwater. Won't do here. I'm not suggesting she buy them all, Da. Just a selection.
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Ondine : Can I...
Syracuse : What?
Ondine : Can I clean up this place?
Syracuse : I suppose. How long are you staying?
Ondine : Depends, I guess.
Syracuse : On what?
Ondine : On you.
Syracuse : On me?
[pleased]
Syracuse : It depends on me, you can stay forever.
Ondine : Forever?
[chuckles]
Syracuse : Forever. Happily ever after. Once upon a time. I've been... telling my daughter a story... uh, a fairytale.
[exits]
Annie : [hidden, to herself] What's the story, Da?
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Annie : So I supposed she isn't a Selkie really. 'Cause you can't marry a seal, can ya?
Priest : No, you definitely cannot.
Annie : Not in the real quotidian world, any way.
Priest : Quotidian?
Annie : Yep. Means the one we have to live in. If she was a seal, though, would you still do the wedding?
Priest : Me?
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Annie : So, what's the story?
Syracuse : Oh, she sings.
Annie : Who sings?
Syracuse : The woman in the story I told you about.
Annie : With the fisherman?
Syracuse : Yes. She sings to the fishes and he catches them.
Annie : You sure you're not dreaming, Da?
Syracuse : Dreaming?
Annie : Yeah. You sure this isn't some weird wish-fulfilment thing?
Syracuse : Where did you learn words like that?
Annie : I go to school.
Syracuse : And I didn't?
Annie : No. Let's be honest, you didn't. You move your mouth when you read.
Syracuse : Is that bad?
Annie : No, but it means something. So she sings, does she?
Syracuse : Yep... a song in a language he has never heard.
Annie : That would be Selk.
Syracuse : Selk?
Annie : Kind of seal talk. And do you know why she sings?
Syracuse : Why?
Annie : That's the way they communicate underwater. They don't speak, they sing.
Syracuse : Ah... so the lobster hear her singing.
Annie : What lobster?
Syracuse : What I mean is, under the water they hear her singing?
Annie : The denizens of the deep.
Syracuse : Are you sure?
Annie : She's a seal. She's not human.
Syracuse : She looks human.
Annie : In the story?
Syracuse : Yes, in the story.
Annie : Whose story is this?
Syracuse : It's mine.
Annie : You make it up?
Syracuse : Yeah. For you.
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Annie : [Describing the Selkies] They don't speak, they sing.
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Annie : [happens upon Ondine as Ondine swims to the shore] Curiouser and curiouser.
Ondine : What's that?
Annie : What Alice said to the White Rabbit.
Ondine : Come again?
Annie : Curiouser and...
Ondine : curiouser.
Annie : See. I knew you were real.
Ondine : I was real?
Annie : Yes. I knew it wasn't a story.
Ondine : What wasn't a story?
Annie : The fisherman. The girl in the net.
Ondine : Ahh.
Annie : My da told me a story about you.
Ondine : Your dad is Syracuse?
Annie : Yeah, the fisherman.
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Annie : [undergoing dialysis] Well... go on.
Syracuse : Go on what?
Annie : You said you'd tell me a story.
Syracuse : Okay. Once upon a time...
Annie : Does it always have to be, "Once upon a time?"
Syracuse : Well, it's how stories begin.
Annie : And a very good time it was.
Syracuse : Yes... It was a good time. And it was a bad time. How are you feeling, love?
Annie : Never mind about me. Go on.
Syracuse : Once upon a time... there was a fisherman. And he was pulling in his nets... and it was a normal day.
[cut to Ondine sitting outside humming, looking away as she views the cove]
Annie : And?
Syracuse : And what?
Annie : What was she?
Syracuse : What was she?
Annie : Was she a mermaid?
Syracuse : No. She wasn't a mermaid.
Annie : Was she a selkie, then?
Syracuse : What's a selkie?
Annie : A kind of seal woman. You hear them singing out on Seal Rock.
Syracuse : Who told you that?
Annie : Teacher. She comes out of the sea. Loses her seal coat. Lives on land until the sea calls her back.
Syracuse : [skeptically] Well, she didn't have a seal coat. Whatever that is. She seemed to remember drowning.
Annie : And?
Syracuse : And... that's it.
Annie : That's a real shite story.
Syracuse : Yeah? Maybe.
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Annie : So what's the story?
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Annie : Curiouser and curiouser.