Mark Wingett: Walter Schmidt

Quotes 

• Walter Schmidt : We should have had a flag. A German flag.

  Major Neuheim : You can't get German flags at the moment. They're not popular.

• Walter Schmidt : That's Willy down there in 160 feet of water. You sent him down in a cheap diving suit.

  Major Neuheim : Cheap? Those diving suits costs me 3,000 cigarettes!

  Walter Schmidt : 3,000 CIGARETTES? You can't buy a pair of pyjamas for 3,000 cigarettes, let alone a DIVING SUIT!