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Quotes
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[a dune buggy arrives with the "ET" team]
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Janson.
Wendy Van Peele, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : And Wendy Van Peele from "Entertainment News".
BBC News Anchor : Entertainment news is an abomination!
Wendy Van Peele, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood!
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : Today's celebrity birthday's: none. Today's celebrity deaths: All you trick-ass bitches.
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Brian Fantana : [referring to Jill and Wendy] I like the way they're put together.
Champ Kind : I like fighting girls.
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : I like to cunt punt cowboys.
Wendy Van Peele, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : You eat pussy?
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : You're gonna.
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Ron Burgundy : All right, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return. People will die.
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : I'm so horny right now.
Ron Burgundy : Some will be disfigured. In some cases, lasting friendships will be made. And as usual, no touching of the hair and face.
CBC News Anchor : Come on. What do we look like, rookies?
CBC News Anchor , Canadian Anchor : Sorry.
Ron Burgundy : When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
El Trousias Maiden of the Clouds : [on top of the Flatiron Building; yells] I am El Trousias! Hear my siren song!
[plays the battle song]
ESPN Reporter : El Trousias... The Juicies'. Hmm.
El Trousias Maiden of the Clouds : That means you can start.