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Quotes
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Captain Hammer : The hammer is my penis.
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Captain Hammer : [reading from a set of cue cards] I hate the homeless...
[next cue card]
Captain Hammer : ... ness problem that plagues our city.
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Captain Hammer : It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.
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Captain Hammer : [singing] But "Home is where the heart is," so your real home's in your chest!
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Captain Hammer : [singing] So I thank my girlfriend Penny. Yea, we totally had sex. She showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex. There's the deltoids of compassion, there's the abs of being kind. It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds!