Yu-Gi-Oh! (TV Series)
Keith's Machinations, Part 1 (2000)
Gregory Abbey: Tristan Taylor
Quotes
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Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : [enters the dueling arena] Huh? What the deal? Where's Keith?
[Keith yawns as he lounges on a nearby couch]
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : Huh?
Bandit Keith : What time is it?
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : Dah! What are you doin'? Get over here!
Bandit Keith : Hey, chill out. The pummeling will commence as soon as I'm good and ready, so don't get your briefs in a bunch. Ya got that, blondy?
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : Stall as long as you want, Keith, but you're gonna have to duel me sooner or later.
Bandit Keith : [chuckles; thinking] That's what *you* think, ya dork.
[his left eye glistens beneath his sunglasses]
Croquet : Tournament verification cards, gentlemen.
Bandit Keith : [shows Glory of the King's Hand] No problem.
[to Joey]
Bandit Keith : Hey, dweeb, show the man your card.
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : [with his hand in his right coat pocket] Sure. It's right here.
[his face turns blue as he panics upon realising that he doesn't have the card]
Croquet : [impatiently] Tournament verification card!
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : I know!
[frantically searches himself]
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : Just give me a minute, would ya? I-I know it's in here somwhere. Ah!
Téa Gardner : Joey lost his tournament entry card?
Bakura Ryou : He couldn't be *that* absent-minded.
Tristan Taylor : [clutches his temples] Yeah, he could!
Bandit Keith : Well, what a shame. I guess I won't be needing to get up off this couch after all, huh, Joey?
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : Well, don't get too comfortable, 'cause once I find that card--!
Croquet : *If*.
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : Huh?
Croquet : If you find it within the set time parameters the regulations allow.
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : You mean, there's a time limit?
Bandit Keith : [chuckles; thinking] And seeing how I snatched that card from your coat pocket last night, I got a hunch that time is gonna run out way before you find it.
[laughs]
Téa Gardner : Retrace your steps, Joey. Are you sure you put it in your coat?
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : Well, I guess that it could've fallen out in the room. I'm gonna head back there and check it out.
[starts to run for the door]
Croquet : [holds up all five fingers on his right hand] Five minutes.
Joseph "Joey" Wheeler : [stops and turns back] *What*?
Croquet : Your match will begin at eleven o'clock sharp.
[a clock reading 10:55 appears]
Croquet : Extensions are given to no one. If you haven't returned with the card by eleven o'clock, you'll be disqualified.
[Joey growls and leaves]
Téa Gardner : No fair! That's barely enough time for Joey to even make it back to the room!
Croquet : These are the rules, and they *will* be enforced.
[Yugi and Téa groan]
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Yugi Muto : [thinking] I'd give Joey this Glory of the King's Opposite Hand card to duel with, except then, I wouldn't be able to duel Pegasus and save my grandpa.
Bandit Keith : Ah, come on!
Yugi Muto : Huh?
Bandit Keith : Can't we just disqualify that punk right now? We all know he ain't coming back anyway.
Tristan Taylor : What's *that* mean?
Téa Gardner : You're wrong! He'll be here!
Bandit Keith : Come on, think about it. Your little friend's been scared to death of me ever since we had our little run-in back at that cave. You know he's not looking for that Glory of the King's Hand card. He's looking for a place to hide. In fact, kiddies, he probably lost that entry card on purpose just so he'd have an excuse not to duel me.
[taps his right foot]
Bandit Keith : Heh-heh, pretty spineless, I'd say.
Yugi Muto : No way!
Bandit Keith : What?
Yugi Muto : Joey has *never* backed down from a duel before, and he's not going to start to now! He'll be back, you'll see!
Bandit Keith : [chuckles] Believe what you want, twerp, but there's only one minute left.
[the clock changes to 10:59]
Téa Gardner : Oh, no.
Bakura Ryou : He had better hurry up!
Tristan Taylor : Man! What if he *can't* find that card?
Yugi Muto : [thinking] Come on, Joey.
