Zookeeper (2011)
Adam Sandler: Donald the Monkey
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Quotes
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Griffin Keyes : How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey : Let's see, today's Tuesday so... always.
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Griffin Keyes : How did you get past the enclosures?
Donald the Monkey : You don't wanna know.
Griffin Keyes : Actually, I do.
Donald the Monkey : Okay, but I don't wanna tell.
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Griffin Keyes : [about Kate leaving] Oh, man, it's my fault. I blew it.
Joe the Lion : No, it's my fault. I was the one who told you to be someone you're not.
Janet the Lioness : No, you know what? It's my fault. I was so worried you were gonna leave, I wasn't thinking about you.
Donald the Monkey : It's not my fault. I said throw poop at her. That always works.
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Donald the Monkey : Don't get mad at us because you don't hear a kid say, "Mommy, I want to see a crow."
Crow : Okay, that's the captivity talk.
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Donald the Monkey : Oh, not now, Barry. You just started your diet today.
Jerome the Bear : He's not even chewing.
Bruce the Bear : Take a deep breath.
Barry the Elephant : What? I'm stress-eating; STOP LOOKING AT ME!