The Jetsons: The Best Son (2002 TV Short)

Laurie Fraser: Jane Jetson

Quotes 

• Jane Jetson : Do you know what your son did today while you were at work?

  George Jetson : MY son? MY son? So how come when he does something awful, he's MY son, and when he does something GOOD, he's YOUR son?

  Jane Jetson : SHUT UP! First, that horrible brat of yours scorched off the substitute teacher's hair with his Captain Argo laser helmet that YOU bought him for his birthday!

  George Jetson : Elroy! Is this true?

  [Elroy pushes a button on his cap that shoots a laser, hitting a cat in the other room] 

  Jane Jetson : THEN, during lunch break, he got caught up shoplifting at the Zip n' Hasty Fly and Astro Market!

  George Jetson : Elroy! Is this true? If I told you once, I told you a million times: If you're gonna steal something, don't get CAUGHT!

  Jane Jetson : Oh, that's a great fatherly lesson to teach him.

  George Jetson : Eeeh! Because I HELPED break him out, didn't I?