Family Guy (TV Series)

Long John Peter (2008)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin

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• Chris Griffin : [Chris and Anna are on their first date]  You know Anna, when I first saw you, I thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world. And now, all I wanna do is show you my innermost self, but I'm afraid you'll reject me because you won't like what you see. Or, that you'll see my scrotum and see that it has a seam on it and then you'll think I'm made up of two different guys that were sewn together, 'cause that's what I think happened and...

  Anna : [places a finger on Chris' lips]  Chris, I like you.

  [kisses him] 

  Anna : You don't have to try so hard.

  Chris Griffin : I'm sorry. When I'm around a pretty girl, I get all worked up like a kid watching a toy commercial.

• Chris Griffin : Joe, I'm sure you have some fond memories, but I'd rather get sex advice from someone who isn't broken from the waist down.