Disaster Movie (2008)
Crista Flanagan: Juney, Hannah Montana
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Quotes
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Juney : Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.
Enchanted Princess : No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.
Will : How'd you end up there?
Enchanted Princess : Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!
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Juney : Time to get this sea monkey plastered.
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Male Carrie : [thinking] And so I thought: Could a simple New York City gal like me really beat the shit out of a pregnant teenager? I wonder.
Juney : Like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV, I must break you.
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Will : [singing] I'm fucking Matt Damon.
Amy : You're fucking Matt Damon?
[singing]
Amy : Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana!
Hannah Montana : [singing] She's fucking Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concert, fucks me on my parents' bed! After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head! I'm also fucking the Flava!
Flava-Flav Look-A-Like : [singing] Yeah, it's Flava-Flav, foo'! You know what time it is, 'cause I'm fucking Juney too!
Juney : [singing] Yeah, I know, but it's true: Flava-Flav, he fucks me too.
Michael Cera Look-A-Like : [singing] And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude.
All : And we're all fucking Hellboy!
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Juney : I think my water's gonna break!
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Juney : I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming!