- Ben Tennyson: My mom's gonna kill me if I'm late getting home again.
- Kevin Levin: Huh. If she grounds you, it'll be just me and Gwen. Tough break.
- Gwen Tennyson: You think I'd go with you if Ben wasn't here?
- Kevin Levin: Yeah. I got roguish charm.
- Gwen Tennyson: Grandpa Max doesn't have anything to do with this, does he?
- Kevin Levin: Nope.
- Gwen Tennyson: So, that badge belongs to the Heatblast guy. Where do you think he got it?
- Kevin Levin: He doesn't act like a Plumber. He's probably just a Plumber's kid.
- Gwen Tennyson: Why would a policeman give his son a badge?
- Kevin Levin: To keep real Plumbers from arresting them for interplanetary trespass. A badge is better than a passport.
- Gwen Tennyson: I'm not following.
- Kevin Levin: Heatblast junior is probably part human. Human's with alien ancestors are actually pretty common. Most of them have superpowers.
- Gwen Tennyson: Common?
- Kevin Levin: Well, yeah. That's what YOU are. You get your powers through your grandpa. I thought you knew.
- Gwen Tennyson: [scoffs] I get my powers from magic talismans and books.
- Kevin Levin: [laughs] Yeah, right. Magic.
- Gwen Tennyson: Like I said, these aren't crop circles. They're circuit boards. I think this whole valley is some kind of giant machine.
- Ben Tennyson: [riding in Kevin's car] Can't this thing go any faster?
- Kevin Levin: [driving through a 25-MPH speed zone] Yes.
- Kevin Levin: [coming upon Alan] Guy looks like Heatblast.
- Ben Tennyson: I noticed.
- Kevin Levin: Want me to kick his butt for ya? It'll seem like old times.
- Ben Tennyson: Thanks, anyway.
- Heatblast: Why'd you help me?
- Ben Tennyson: I dunno. You remind me of myself.
- Heatblast: Yeah... I... guess you're a monster, too.
- Ben Tennyson: Technically, I'm a whole bunch of monsters, but that's the cool part.
- Officer Wells: [comes across Ben and Alan] Freeze!
- Sherriff Mason: I should've known you couldn't have set all those fires by yourself, but now I've got you, Alan. You and your accomplice.
- Sherriff Mason: [the cops have Ben and Alan cornered] Hands where I can see them.
- Ben Tennyson: [to Alan] Run!
- [he and Alan run into the cornfield]
- Officer Wells: Halt!
- Sherriff Mason: Go after them!