- Kelly Hall: I was just thinking about how much fun you said you used to have going fishing with your husband, before he passed away.
- Annie Todson: Yeah, after he died, he was no fun at all.
- Annie Todson: I mean, come on: the first thing you look for in a guy is, Does he leave a room well, am I right?
- Penny Waters: Absolutely.
- Penny Waters: When I look at a guy, I want to see his Sergio Valente standing up proud.
- Joe Waters: [Joe has just walked in, not having heard the first part of the conversation] Penny!
- Penny Waters: The label on his jeans.
- Joe Waters: [relieved] Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were talking some smut.
- Penny Waters: [stringing him along] Noooo. We're talkin' about checkin' out guys' heinies.
- Joe Waters: Don't talk that way. You'll get a reputation.
- Penny Waters: [in earnest] You really think so?
- Joe Waters: Penny!
- Donald Maltby: Annie Todson, this is the dreaded Lou Waters.
- Annie Todson: Listen, ahh, before you use up all your 'A' material, I think I'd better tell you, I'm a Lesbian.
- Lou Waters: Well, I am a Catholic, and I do not think that should get in our way. I don't think that sex and politics mix.
- Annie Todson: Ahh, I - I'm talking about my sexual persuasion.
- Lou Waters: [lustfully] *All right!*
- Donald Maltby: Lou, she's trying to tell you she's not interested.
- Lou Waters: You crazy? She's already talkin' dirty to me. She said the word 'sexual' and everything.