- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Hands Ziva his knife] The FBI car out front.
- Officer Ziva David: [Takes the knife and pops the blade open, smiling] Got it.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ziva! Their tires, not their throats.
- Jeanne Benoit: [seeing Tony for the first time since their relationship ended] Was any of it real?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [brief pause] No.
- Jeanne Benoit: [on the brink of tears] I wish I'd never met you.
- Officer Ziva David: I would hate to be misunderstood.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: And does that happen often?
- Officer Ziva David: Once in a blue lagoon.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Gibbs gave you a mission. Do what you do best.
- Abby Sciuto: Dance?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Talk.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: How'd you get the boat out?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Broke the bottle.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hello, Leon.
- Leon Vance: Gibbs.
- [Vance hands Gibbs a pair of bills and some change]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Two dollars and forty-two cents.
- Leon Vance: It's for the cheese Danish.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That was eight years ago.
- Leon Vance: Nine.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are you the one responsible for this fishing expedition?
- Leon Vance: The Bureau's doing the fishing. I'm just driving the boat.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Keep it off the rocks.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: DiNozzo! Why are you touching his face?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't know. It's soft, like touching a bunny rabbit.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Don't!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [about Gibbs' computer] This thing is so ancient, it doesn't even *have* the protocols modern-day security systems defend against.
- Abby Sciuto: [while mixing tarot cards] Tony! We're about to summon the elusive elements of the cosmos. Concentrate!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm with you. Call the spirits. Tell'em to bring pizza!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Come on, we have work to do.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: We can't investigate the FBI's case!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: We're going to investigate the FBI.
- Officer Ziva David: [in Gibbs' basement with wires strung from the ceiling] Duck.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Only Jethro is allowed to call me that.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, no, Ducky. I think she meant duck.