The Simpsons (TV Series)

Smoke on the Daughter (2008)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Database, Nelson Muntz, Miss Springfield

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Bart, now that your mother and your little mother are gone, I can let you in on a deep, dark family secret.

  Bart Simpson : You have a drinking problem?

  Homer Simpson : I said family SECRET!

• Bart Simpson : Dad, you never win in a fight against animals. Remember your war with the worms?

  Homer Simpson : That was not a defeat, that was a phased withdrawl.

  Bart Simpson : Then why did they made you build that statue?

  [Points at statue of Homer bowing at a worm, titled "Worms are better than me"] 

  Homer Simpson : They multiply when I cut them. I can't fight that.

• Bart Simpson : I'm not a nerd. I'm a jock who's too cool for sports.