The Rebound (2009)

Andrew Cherry: Frank Jr. - Age 7

Quotes 

• Sadie - age 9 : [not swayed from the topic]  So, you like Mom. Are you two gonna date now?

  Aram Finklestein : I don't know.

  Sadie - age 9 : You don't really know anything, do ya? I mean, she's kinda your girlfriend.

  Frank Jr. - age 7 : Are you gonna be our new dad?

  Sadie - age 9 : And, if so, who'll be our nanny?

  Frank Jr. - age 7 : Yeah, and what'll we call you?

  Aram Finklestein : Jesus, I'm not being nominated to Supreme Court here, guys. I just had sex with your mother.

  Aram Finklestein : [noticing a distressed mother in the next bowling lane glaring at him while grasping her child protectively]  And when I say sex... I mean that I gave her... a nice massage.

  Frank Jr. - age 7 : [brightly]  With sperm.

• [first lines] 

  Sandy : [driving kids to school]  Same thing, every fucking morning.

  Sadie - age 9 : I heard that.

  Sandy : No, you didn't.

  Sadie - age 9 : Yes, I did.

  Frank Jr. - age 7 : I did, too.

• Sadie - age 9 : Aram! Aram!

  Frank Jr. - age 7 : Mom is dead!

  Aram Finklestein : What?

  Frank Jr. - age 7 : Come on!

  Aram Finklestein : She's not dead.

  Sadie - age 9 : Could be post-mortem twitch.

• Sadie - age 9 : [while in a bowling alley]  So does that mean you and Mom are gonna have a baby?

  Aram Finklestein : Nooo.

  Frank Jr. - age 7 : I don't get it. You said that spurn makes a baby.

  Aram Finklestein : "Sperm," and it does. You know, can we stop talking about this please, okay? I like your mother, and I think she likes me, and that's all that's important.

  Sadie - age 9 : And you also work for her.