The Muppets (2011)
Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf, Kermit Moopet
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Quotes
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Mahna Mahna : [sings] Mahna Mahna
Tex Richman : You're breaking the law! I own that name!
Snowth , Snowth : [the Snowths sing] Doo-doo, do-do-doo, do-do do do do do doo.
Gonzo : [with a bowling ball] Hey guys, I think I finally worked out how to - Whoo-ha!
[Gonzo throws the bowling ball and hits Tex Richman]
Fozzie Bear : 'Oil' bet that hurt.
[Tex Richman starts laughing]
The Newsman : This just in: Richman gives back Muppet theater and name. Change of heart, nothing to do with head injury.
Tex Richman : [sings] Mahna Mahna
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Statler : [the door opens, Statler, Waldorf, Uncle Deadly, Bobo the Bear, and Tex Richman enter the room] There, now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office.
Waldorf : Or so we've been 'toad'.
[Statler and Waldorf chuckle]
Tex Richman : Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy.
Uncle Deadly , Bobo : Mm-hmm.
Tex Richman : And what better way to honor the Muppets than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum.
[Walter gasps while hiding underneath a table]
Tex Richman : I think I'll call this room the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room".
Uncle Deadly : Oh, good one, Mr. Richman.
Bobo : Oh, that is lovely.
Waldorf : Now, ahem, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract Kermit signed 30 years ago that contains...
Tex Richman : The deed to this property.
Waldorf : Exactly.
Waldorf : Now, this contract is 100 percent iron-clad, with one minor exception: if the Muppets can raise the $10 million it would cost to buy the building before this contract expires, then they get their studio back.
Statler : You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point.
Waldorf : Well, I hope so; otherwise I just bored the audience half to death.
Statler : You mean half the audience is still alive?
[Statler and Waldorf chuckle]
Waldorf : It's nice doing business with you.
Statler : Yes, sir. Come on.
Waldorf : Good-bye.
Bobo : [to Uncle Deadly] I love geriatric humor.