Cemetery Junction (2010)

Ricky Gervais: Mr. Taylor

Quotes 

• Mr. Taylor : [to Freddie]  You've got no respect, and I've told you about it a hundred times. I know why you're doing it now, because he wears a suit, he thinks he's better than his dad. Well, that don't mean nothin' mate, and one day he's gonna come down to work at the department and he's gonna realize he's just like the rest of us.

  Freddie's Gran : You listen to your father, he knows what he's talking about. You'll never amount to anything.

  Mr. Taylor : Exactly.

  Freddie's Gran : Because he never amounted to anything.

  Mr. Taylor : What'chu mean, I never amounted to anything?

  Freddie's Gran : You know what I mean.

  Mr. Taylor : I don't know what you mean, I've got two jobs.

• Freddie Taylor : Dad, buy a policy or I'll be out of work on Monday.

  Mr. Taylor : Good, you can help dig your grandmother's grave.

  [pointing at her]