The Five-Year Engagement (2012)

Emily Blunt: Violet Barnes

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• Violet Barnes : He kissed me, Tom!

  Tom Solomon : K, you know what? That is a cop out. That is not fair. Yes, he may have been the one who kissed you. But there is a reason that he felt like that was an option. You know that's the truth.

• Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer : [Impression of Elmo]  Elmo thinks you should do what you feel is right.

  Violet Barnes : Well, I don't really know what I think is right. I think just, time will tell.

  Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer : [Impression of Elmo]  Elmo thinks time will tell.

  Violet Barnes : Could you mind not doing that because you're repeating what I'm saying.

  Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer : [Impression of Elmo]  Elmo thinks you should shit or get off the pot.

  Violet Barnes : [Impression of Cookie Monster]  But me think that's a really rude thing to say, Elmo.

  Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer : [Impression of Elmo]  But Elmo says it's been almost five years! Almost five years! You either love him or you don't!

  Violet Barnes : [Impression of Cookie Monster]  Me love him but it's very complicated. Cookie doesn't get everything handed to him on a silver platter like Elmo.

  Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer : [Impression of Elmo]  Cookie does a career he wanted. Tom moved to Michigan so Cookie could work okay? Elmo wanted to be a kinesiologist but instead, Elmo is cleaning puke off her shirt every day!

  Violet Barnes : [Impression of Cookie Monster]  Well maybe as nice as little elmos are, Elmo should have considered using protection! C is for condom! That's good enough for me!

  Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer : [Impression of Elmo]  Elmo is very happy with Elmo's little elmos okay? Elmo would just like a break! Once in a while! Elmo never gets a break!

  Violet Barnes : [Impression of Cookie Monster]  Fine! This is fine! But this is precisely why Cookie wants to take the time to consider if he's picked the right cookie for his life!

  Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer : [Impression of Elmo]  Well maybe Elmo thinks there is no right cookie, you just pick one and take a bite!

  Violet Barnes : [softly]  Alright.

• Violet Barnes : What is your crossbow doing on the kitchen table?

  Tom Solomon : A crossbow doesn't clean itself, you know.

• Violet Barnes : Where are you going?

  Doug : Uh... On my way to University of North Dakota.

  Violet Barnes : Oh! Well, that's good.

  Doug : Yeah. No, no, it's great. I'm excited. I'ma be a pioneer. I'll be the first black guy to freeze to death. It's gonna be cool. Yeah, I'm pumped up about it.

  Violet Barnes : Cool.

  Doug : Yeah. It's just like that song, y'know. I get knocked down, except I get up again in North Dakota, which is the worst place on Earth.