The Five-Year Engagement (2012)

Chris Pratt: Alex Eilhauer

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Quotes 

• Alex Eilhauer : Seeing you chop onions is depressing. It's like watching Michael Jordan take a shit.

• Alex Eilhauer : I feel like I'm drinking out of Chewbacca's dick.

• Tom Solomon : I was not flirting, okay?

  Alex Eilhauer : Oh really?

  Tom Solomon : I was being friendly.

  Alex Eilhauer : Yeah, right. You were sending telepathic wiener missiles at her face. And you know it.