Get Low (2009)

Bill Murray: Frank Quinn

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Quotes 

• Photographer : Do you want him to smile?

  Frank Quinn : That *is* his smile.

• Frank Quinn : I sold 26 of the ugliest cars in the middle of December with the wind blowing so far up my ass I was farting snowflakes into July.

• Frank Quinn : You've been wanting a shot at sales. As of right now, you're on commission. Remember - foot in the door, establish trust, and drop the hammer.

  Buddy : I'd rather you go too.

  Frank Quinn : No doubt. But if you don't do this by yourself, you'll never know if you're any good. And you'll never be good if you don't know that you are.

• Frank Quinn : What are the odds in a funeral home going broke when you have a business that everybody on Earth needs? If you can't make that work, it's got to be you, right? And yet, I don't know. What do you do when people won't die?

• Frank Quinn : How ya fixed for underwear?

  Felix Bush : I don't wear none!

  Frank Quinn : One question too many.

• Felix Bush : Fancy car for the dead.

  Frank Quinn : I didn't buy it for them.

• Frank Quinn : [Felix is about to get a haircut and a shave] 

  [to Barber] 

  Frank Quinn : I wish you wouldn't do that yet.

  [to Felix] 

  Frank Quinn : Mr. Bush, you can cut all the hairs you want after we've taken your picture. I'll pay for it.

  Felix Bush : Why you want my picture made?

  Buddy : We want to run an ad in some papers about your party. Hang some posters up of you.

  Felix Bush : You want me to look like this?

  Frank Quinn : Yes.

  Felix Bush : Why?

  Frank Quinn : Why?

  [pauses] 

  Buddy : Well, it's how people recognize you, sir.

  Frank Quinn : And you want as many people to come as possible. So...

  Felix Bush : So... crazy nutter draws more, hm?

  Frank Quinn : [pauses]  Don't you think?

  Felix Bush : Oh.

  [Get's out of barber chair and leaves]