Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Gets Hypnotized (2008)
Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher
Quotes
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Adrian Monk : She's a liar.
[makes farting noises]
Adrian Monk : There is no way she spent three days in that cabin. No way.
Lt. Randall Disher : And why not?
Adrian Monk : There's no TV, so it's impossible. She would've died.
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Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, it's pretty high up. You should stay in the car.
Adrian Monk : Do I have to?
Natalie Teeger : Uh, no. You're the boss.
Adrian Monk : [gets out of the car] It's such a nice day. It would be fun to run around.
Natalie Teeger : You want to run around?
Adrian Monk : [sees Stottlemeyer] Ah, there's the Captain! Come on!
[runs over]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [calling out instructions to the search party, looking for Sally Larkin] Terrain's a little rough out there! Try to stay in formation. Eyes forward and down.
Lt. Randall Disher : We're looking for anything unusual! Freshly dug dirt! Signs of a struggle! Articles of clothing!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Any questions?
Adrian Monk : Yeah. What do we win?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [confused] What do we win?
Adrian Monk : If we find the body.
Lt. Randall Disher : You don't win anything.
[Stottlemeyer and Disher, who are a little surprised at what Monk has said, look at each other, unable to find out what he has been up to]
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What is this?
[reads label]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Disher Mint?
Lt. Randall Disher : Yeah, I made it myself.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You made the gum?
Lt. Randall Disher : Yeah, from a kit... I got it online. In my basement, I'm experimenting with a bunch of new flavors right now. Guess what this one is.
Natalie Teeger : [making a face] Tar?
Lt. Randall Disher : No. No, it's Diet Blueberry.
[Stottlemeyer starts coughing and spits out his gum]
Lt. Randall Disher : Too much citric acid?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Oh, hell. Where'd it go?
[looks around for the gum]