Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Gets Hypnotized (2008)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : You're all never going to see me again. Ever.
[holds up five-dollar bill]
Adrian Monk : 'Cause I'm going to France.
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Adrian Monk : A girl can't beat up a boy. That's scientifically impossible.
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Adrian Monk : She's a liar.
[makes farting noises]
Adrian Monk : There is no way she spent three days in that cabin. No way.
Lt. Randall Disher : And why not?
Adrian Monk : There's no TV, so it's impossible. She would've died.
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Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, it's pretty high up. You should stay in the car.
Adrian Monk : Do I have to?
Natalie Teeger : Uh, no. You're the boss.
Adrian Monk : [gets out of the car] It's such a nice day. It would be fun to run around.
Natalie Teeger : You want to run around?
Adrian Monk : [sees Stottlemeyer] Ah, there's the Captain! Come on!
[runs over]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [calling out instructions to the search party, looking for Sally Larkin] Terrain's a little rough out there! Try to stay in formation. Eyes forward and down.
Lt. Randall Disher : We're looking for anything unusual! Freshly dug dirt! Signs of a struggle! Articles of clothing!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Any questions?
Adrian Monk : Yeah. What do we win?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [confused] What do we win?
Adrian Monk : If we find the body.
Lt. Randall Disher : You don't win anything.
[Stottlemeyer and Disher, who are a little surprised at what Monk has said, look at each other, unable to find out what he has been up to]
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Dr. Lawrence Climan : Leap... and a net will appear.
Adrian Monk : Who's Annette?
Dr. Lawrence Climan : No, a *net* to catch you. You're safe.
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Adrian Monk : Are you over, or under 100?
Doris : I'm fifty-seven.
Adrian Monk : Fifty-seven? Wow, fifty seven... So you're getting pretty up there.
Doris : Well, I wouldn't say that...
Adrian Monk : I would.