Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Falls in Love (2008)

Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Quotes 

• Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [comes to Leyla's apartment with a search warrant, and he notices that Monk is wearing only a bathrobe]  Here's something I never thought I'd say out loud: Where are your pants?

• [Randy has been speculating on who the suspect is based on a charm bracelet] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : If the suspect is a dancer, zoo-keeper's daughter who makes jewlery I'll resign.

• Adrian Monk : Red light, shmed light.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What? That's your argument? Red light, shmed light? It's come down to that? Ok, Monk. It's over. She has no alibi.

  Adrian Monk : Alibi, Shmalibi.

• Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Here's what we know: we're looking for a woman whose initials are LZ, maybe she's a dancer, she likes to travel or works with people who travel, and she was born between July 23rd and July 31st.

  Lt. Randall Disher : [shaking his head]  I can't think of anyone...

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I thought maybe we'd use the computer for this one, Randy