Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Genius (2008)
Betty Murphy: 2nd Elderly Woman
Quotes
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Adrian Monk : [Elderly woman touches a coffin] Ah, I'm afraid you can't touch that. I'm sorry.
1st Elderly Woman : She was our niece.
Adrian Monk : Well, I'm a former police officer, and I'm afraid we have to borrow your niece, her remains, for a couple of days.
2nd Elderly Woman : Borrow her?
1st Elderly Woman : Yes, we have to run some toxicology tests on the body.
1st Elderly Woman : Oh, my goodness.
Adrian Monk : No, no no. We do it all the time.
[takes flowers off the top of the coffin]
Adrian Monk : We're going to cut her open, just... just a little bit, and slice off a teeny tiny... tiny piece of her liver, and her stomach, and maybe take a tiny, nearly imperceptible bit of fluid from her eyeball. Like on TV. Who likes TV?
1st Elderly Woman : But why?
Adrian Monk : The fact is, we think she might have been poisoned.
2nd Elderly Woman : But how did the poison get in the cable car?
Adrian Monk : What cable car?
1st Elderly Woman : The cable car that hit her. That's how Marjorie was killed!
Patrick Kloster : Mr. Monk, that's not my wife.
[Monk and Natalie put the flowers back on the coffin]
Patrick Kloster : My wife is right here.
[Kloster shows them a cremation box]
Patrick Kloster : I had her cremated two hours ago. As you can see, I have anticipated your every move.
Adrian Monk : Cremated?
Patrick Kloster : Yes I don't think your toxicology tests are going to do much good but you are welcome to try.
[Both Monk and Natalie give him a rather disgusted look]
Patrick Kloster : Oh I know that look. I've seen it quite often. It's how my opponents look when they know they've been beaten. Your move, Mr. Monk.
[walks out of the room]