Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Genius (2008)

Elena Evangelo: Linda Kloster

Quotes 

• Natalie Teeger : [Monk's latest check turns out to be $700 short]  You mean unless I'm complaining, you're not going to pay me? Is that the new norm?

  Adrian Monk : Even if I wanted to. I've already torn it out of the checkbook.

  Natalie Teeger : [trying to direct Monk's hand to void her bad check]  Yeah so you just void it out. Write "VOID" right here.

  Adrian Monk : Natalie, I can't do it. If it were up to me...

  Natalie Teeger : Of course it's up to you!

  Adrian Monk : I need you to use your inside voice.

  Natalie Teeger : Oh my god!

  [yells in frustration at Monk. You can tell that this seems to be the norm every payday] 

  Adrian Monk : I'm a little short on cash right now. But you know I'm good for it. I'll make up for it.

  Natalie Teeger : Yeah I have been keeping track! It's over $1,800, Mr. Monk!

  [Linda Kloster enters the room, a finger over her lip] 

  Linda Kloster : I'm sorry. The door was open. I thought I heard screaming.

  Natalie Teeger : Oh that's just me. I scream every payday.