Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk's Other Brother (2009)
Steve Zahn: Jack Monk, Jr.
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Quotes
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Jack Monk, Jr. : Come on, I didn't kill that woman! I crawled through the sewer, when I got to the parking lot, she was already dead!
Adrian Monk : Wait, wait, wait, wait, go back... you crawled through the what-what?
Jack Monk, Jr. : I crawled through the sewer, that's how I escaped.
Adrian Monk : Wait, wait, wait, go back... you crawled through the what?
Jack Monk, Jr. : The sewer.
Adrian Monk : Wait...
[whimpering]
Adrian Monk : Go back.
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Jack Monk, Jr. : [after attractive waitress walks away] Did you know the most beautiful women in the world come from Paraguay?
Adrian Monk : Do they?
Jack Monk, Jr. : Exhibit A. You didn't even look at. Are you human or what?
Adrian Monk : I'm human... enough.
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Jack Monk, Jr. : Fine, you still don't believe me. Ask me something.
Adrian Monk : Ask? Ask you what?
Jack Monk, Jr. : About us, Dad, anything. Go, shoot.
Adrian Monk : Okay... what was his favorite song?
Jack Monk, Jr. : "Ain't Misbehavin'." Sang it in the bathtub.
Adrian Monk : How did he take his coffee?
Jack Monk, Jr. : With whiskey. Jameson's if he could afford it, which he never could.
