Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Buys a House (2008)

Ivo Nandi: Honest Ramone

Quotes 

• [Pounding in a protruding nail, Monk sees something in a wall] 

  Adrian Monk : Oh my God!

  [Jake glances at them] 

  'Honest' Jake Phillips : "Oh my God" what? What do you see?

  [Monk and Natalie can't muster themselves to say what they've found] 

  'Honest' Jake Phillips : What do you see?

  [He walks around the destroyed wall to reach them] 

  'Honest' Jake Phillips : What do you see?

  [He realizes he's found the money] 

  'Honest' Jake Phillips : It's a false wall. There's a reason that light was off-centered: because this is a false wall!

  [to Ramone] 

  'Honest' Jake Phillips : Come on, move the furniture.

  [They move a table] 

  'Honest' Jake Phillips : Take it down!

  [He and Ramone start tearing down the wall with their pickaxes, and uncover sheets of 1960s cash from the depository robbery. They both start laughing in triumph] 

  Honest Ramone : Jake. Jake. What do you wanna do with your share of the money?

  'Honest' Jake Phillips : Same thing I'm gonna do with your share: spend it!

  [He quickly pulls his gun, and then shoots and kills Ramone] 

• [Jake and Ramone are tearing down one of the walls, and they stop when Jake finds some mysterious wires] 

  'Honest' Jake Phillips : Uh-oh.

  Honest Ramone : What?

  'Honest' Jake Phillips : Gotta find out what these are, too. They probably go up over there.

  [Ramone puts down his axe and picks up a saw. He goes into the living room, and cuts a rectangular peephole in the wall adjacent to the stairs. Monk and Natalie duck to avoid being pierced by the blade, and in doing so, Monk notices scuff marks from Joseph Moody's wheelchair] 

  Honest Ramone : Hey Jake, can you see me?

  [chuckles sheepishly]