Stan Helsing (2009) Poster

(2009)

Diora Baird: Nadine

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Quotes 

  • Nadine : I can't believe I ever went out with you.

    Stan Helsing : The best six weeks of your life.

    Nadine : It was two weeks.

    Stan Helsing : Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.

  • Teddy : Man, this whole town is dead.

    Mia : Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead.

    Nadine : You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch.

  • Stan Helsing : [on the highway, telling his friends what he just saw in the car that was next to theirs]  That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass! That's so weird.

    Nadine : [sarcastically]  No, no, no, no. That's not weird at all. It's, you know, it's a MILF driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah, yeah.

    Teddy : [facetiously]  Sounds perfectly normal.

    Mia : My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner.

    Nadine : Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself.

  • Nadine : [the foursome are cooing over a puppy]  He kind of looks like that dog we hit on the road.

    Crazy : You mean Sammy boy? That's Sammy boy's son, this is Sammy boy.

    [Camera cuts to a fierce looking Rottweiler with bolts in it's neck reminiscent of Boris Karloff's version of Frankenstein's monster] 

    Stan Helsing : Hi Sammy boy. Looking good. Nice job. You can barely notice.

    Crazy : He hasn't been the same since you him with your car. He can't eat, now he's starving!

    Teddy : Have yo tried Ensure? They're these little milkshakes we gave to my grandfather one time when he couldn't poop. It was awlful.

    Crazy : Sammy needs meat!

    Stan Helsing : There was a Sizzler that we just passed on the way over here.

    Crazy : [creepily]  Raw meat.

    Stan Helsing : You don't have to cook it.

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