Family Guy (TV Series)

Back to the Woods (2008)

Evil Dave: David Letterman

Quotes 

• David Letterman : Welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen. Now please welcome out next guest Mr.James Woods.

  [Peter shows up in a suit] 

  David Letterman : Wait a minute, you're not James Woods.

  Peter Griffin : [shows Dave his cards]  Oh I believe I am. Driver's licence. Social Security. American Master Card.

  James Woods : What the hell is he doing?

  David Letterman : Wow, I guess you are James Woods. Now let me understand what are you here to promote James?

  Peter Griffin : Well Dave I have a hilarious new comedy coming out on HBO next month. It's all about 9/11. The movie's called September 11 Two thousand Fun.

  [Audience gasps] 

  James Woods : No. No. No. No. No.

  David Letterman : James that sounds unbeliveably offensive to Americans.

  Peter Griffin : What you haven't heard what the movie's all about. I play a window washer who has just finished washing the last window of the World Trade Center and then I turn around to get off the scaffold and what do I see coming, a plane. And I go 'Come on'. You it's real old style comedy. It's like two pies in the face and one in the field of Pennsylvania.

  David Letterman : James, I don't want to hear anymore about this.

  Peter Griffin : And the voice of the plane is David Spade.

  James Woods : What, I would never work with David Spade. That dwarf, that skinny chicken shit.