Family Guy (TV Series)

Back to the Woods (2008)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

Quotes 

• [Peter and his friends have heard about an upcoming Barry Manilow concert] 

  Joe Swanson : You couldn't pay me to go to that thing.

  Peter Griffin : Hey, you know we should do? We should go, just as a goof.

  Quagmire : That would be hilarious.

  Joe Swanson : Yeah, just look at all the idiots.

  Cleveland : All the dumb-ass Manilow fans.

  Peter Griffin : I mean he's got like one good song.

  Quagmire : Yeah... I mean "Mandy" is not terrible.

  Joe Swanson : Yeah, the opening is okay.

  Cleveland : And I guess you can't hate "Copacabana".

  Quagmire : Yeah, if you're in the right mood.

  Joe Swanson : "Daybreak" is a good song.

  Cleveland : Oh, yeah.

  Peter Griffin : That's a good song. And I like "Weekend in New England".

  Quagmire : Yeah, that's a good one. "Looks Like We Made It".

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, it's not bad.

  Quagmire : Right.

  [long pause] 

  Joe Swanson : [sotto voice]  I love Barry Manilow.

  Peter Griffin : Oh my god, he's the best!

  Quagmire : I have everything he's ever recorded!

  Cleveland : Me too, in my car!

  Peter Griffin : We have to go to that concert!

• James Woods : [Woods has stolen Peter's identity and evicts him from the house]  Not so fast, pal. Those are my clothes.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, come on!

  Joe Swanson : You heard him fella, take 'em off. Right down to the poop sack.

  [Woods and Peter look at him, confused] 

  Joe Swanson : What? You all don't wear a poop sack? DAMMIT, BONNIE! YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE POOP SACK!