- Eric Morecambe: [greeting Nina, just after she has sung her first song] While you're here, will you do me a big favour? Will you sing a song for us?
- Nina van Pallandt: I don't understand.
- Eric Morecambe: You can sing that one if you wish... We ought to have a good song, because Cilla Black has just had Frank Sinatra on her show.
- Ernie Wise: Oh, that's true, yeah. Yes, that's true, Frank Sinatra.
- Nina van Pallandt: He's a wonderful artist.
- Eric Morecambe: A wonderful artist.
- Ernie Wise: Isn't he a wonderful artist! He's the one who sings, "I Did It My Way".
- Eric Morecambe: That probably accounts for the limp.