Psych (TV Series)

The Old and the Restless (2008)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

Quotes 

• Carlton Lassiter : You know, that is a brilliant theory, but what you've failed to take into account is that it's five degrees hotter today than this same day last year.

  Shawn Spencer : Frogs can't swallow with their eyes open. It's true.

  [pause] 

  Shawn Spencer : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were offering up useless pieces of information.

• Juliet O'Hara : Why don't you tell me why you're acting out?

  Carlton Lassiter : I'm not acting out! He started it!

  Juliet O'Hara : I was talking to the kid.

• Carlton Lassiter : Detective O'Hara is an officer of the law. She is a competent investigator, efficient with her paperwork, and maintains her workspace in a clean and orderly fashion. But she is, above all things, *not* *hot*!