What We Do in the Shadows (TV Series)

On the Run (2020)

Matt Berry: Laszlo Cravensworth

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• Laszlo Cravensworth : No one here knows I'm a vampire. Apart from the people I've drained and killed, but they're dead now so that that problem's pretty much solved itself.

• Jim the Vampire : I can see by the look on your face you were never expecting to see me again.

  Laszlo Cravensworth : No, you can see by the look on my face I haven't got a fucking clue who the hell you are!

• Laszlo Cravensworth : I didn't scrape and murder my way to Pennsylvania to watch those talented athletes get fucked off.

• Laszlo Cravensworth : I just came to say goodbye. You're a very sweet girl but it never would have worked. One, I'm married. Two, I'm a vampire.

• Laszlo Cravensworth : After all that nonsense on Staten Island, I cut loose to Pennsylvania. Because it sounds like "Transylvania", and we all know that sounds cool.

• Laszlo Cravensworth : You can do some impersonations!

  Coach Swanson : My wife!

  Laszlo Cravensworth : There you go! Henry the 8th!