- [Neela's hand was injured in a hockey game]
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: If I can't operate, you're dead!
- Dr. Archie Morris: Wuss!
- Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: You hack!
- Harold Zelinsky: Beeyotch!
- Dr. Tony Gates: Who are you yelling at, Harold?
- Harold Zelinsky: I don't really know.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Hey, what's the definition of a double-blind study? Two ortho docs looking at a chest film!