- Arthur Cochran: The point is, I didn't stay in the cultural asscrack of America's armpit in order to lose.
- Reverend Jax: Secrets can be a real burden.
- Keith: Oh, really? I wouldn't know that as a gay black man in Kentucky.
- Arthur Cochran: We're not the same choir we were six months ago are we?
- Wayne: Hell no! This time I know the songs and the real words, not just cheating off of other people's mouths.
- Arthur Cochran: I wasn't looking for actual answers.
- Arthur Cochran: I want to blow Magnus' toupee so far off his head it lands in the woods and squirrels nest in it. Can I get an amen?