Garfield and Friends (TV Series)
Speed Trap/Flights of Fantasy/Castaway Cat (1991)
Lorenzo Music: Garfield
Quotes
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Garfield : [singing] Oh, 99 kettles of soup on the heat, 99 kettles of soup. If one of those kettles I happen to eat, 98 kettles of soup on the heat!
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Jon Arbuckle : A police siren? I wonder what he wants.
Garfield : Probably wants to give you a ticket for not feeding your cat enough.
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Jon Arbuckle : It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
Garfield : Whenever anyone says that, it's always the money.
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Garfield : Just pay the ticket.
Jon Arbuckle : I know, Garfield. You probably think I should just pay the ticket.
Garfield : Ugh! Here comes the "I have to stand up for my rights" speech.
Jon Arbuckle : I have to stand up for my rights!
Garfield : Hey, do I know my Arbuckle?
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Garfield : [about Weevil] If this guy's a lawman, then I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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P. Dempsey Weevil : [while posing as a judge] I hereby fine you $100.
Jon Arbuckle : $100?
[Garfield and Odie start pushing Jon out of the courtroom]
Garfield : Let's go. Court's adjourned or, if it isn't, it should be.
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Jon Arbuckle : [while fleeing from Weevil] I'm a fugitive from the law.
Garfield : He's not the law. He's as phony as wax lasagna.
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[Jon's car roof is torn off after driving under a truck]
Jon Arbuckle : My car!
Garfield : Well, you always wanted a convertible.
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[the policemen have arrested Weevil and released Jon]
Policeman : You can go, Mr. Arbuckle. We'll run this phony officer in.
Jon Arbuckle : You mean he wasn't a policeman? I'm not under arrest? Garfield, you saved me. How can I ever repay you?
[Garfield shows Jon a picture in the paper]
Jon Arbuckle : An umbrella? You want me to buy you an umbrella?
[Garfield nods]
Jon Arbuckle : Huh, okay, but I don't see why.
[later, Jon drives his car, which is still missing its roof, in the rain]
Jon Arbuckle : Okay, now I see why.
[Garfield and Odie are sitting in the back seat dry, under the umbrella]
Garfield : [singing] 69 kettles of soup on the heat, 69 kettles of soup. If one of those kettles I happen to eat, 68 kettles of soup on the heat!
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[Garfield turns on the TV, but only gets static]
Garfield : Uh-oh. Mission control, we have a problem.
Jon Arbuckle : Oh, Garfield, the cable's out.
Garfield : [continues pressing the remote] What's wrong with this thing?
Jon Arbuckle : Did you hear what I said? The cable's out.
Garfield : [looks at the remote] Maybe it needs new batteries.
Jon Arbuckle : [grabs Garfield] Garfield, listen to me carefully. The... cable... is... out.
[Garfield stares for a moment]
Garfield : THE CABLE'S OUT? No! Say it isn't so, Arbuckle! The cable can't be out! It can't be out!
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Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, I'm sorry you can't turn the TV on, but maybe this'll do just as well.
[Jon gives Garfield a book]
Garfield : [aims the book at the TV] Um! Um! No, this doesn't turn the TV on either.
Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, that's not a remote control. It's a book.
Garfield : Oh, yeah. I've seen these. Any recipes in here?
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[thanks to Garfield, the cable guy refuses to fix the cable and leaves]
Jon Arbuckle : No cable, no TV. What are we going to watch this evening?
[thinks for a moment]
Jon Arbuckle : I have an idea.
[later, Garfield, Jon, and Odie are sitting down, watching the washing machine]
Jon Arbuckle : Don't complain, guys. It's all we've got.
Garfield : Do you know what the really sad part of this is? This isn't that much less entertaining.