Howard Morris: Wade Duck

Quotes 

• Wade Duck : Hey, oh, Roy. Let me tell you what I am doing.

  Roy Rooster : Must you?

  Wade Duck : I must. In an attempt to begin dealing with all the things I fear, I have made a list of them all.

  Roy Rooster : No wonder there's a paper shortage.

• [Roy notices he and Wade are underwater] 

  Roy Rooster : Pardon moi, ducky, but haven't you noticed things around here getting a bit, uh, ahem, moist, hmm?

  Wade Duck : So we're at the bottom of the ocean. Bottom of the ocean.

  [looks at his long list of fears] 

  Wade Duck : Uh, bottom of the ocean, bottom of the ocean, bottom of the ocean.

  Roy Rooster : It's not on your list.

  Wade Duck : Well, I'll write it in.

  [writes it] 

  Wade Duck : "Bottom of the ocean." There. Help! Oh, help! I'm at the bottom of the ocean! Oh, help, help, help!

• Wade Duck : [while chasing the weasel]  You go away and stay away, you weasel, you!

  Roy Rooster : Uh, Orson, are you imagining Wade chasing the weasel all over the farm?

  Orson Pig : No, are you?

  Roy Rooster : No, I was hoping you were.

  Orson Pig : Oh. Oh, come on! He needs our help!

  Roy Rooster : Wade or the weasel?

• [the weasel starts chasing Wade] 

  Roy Rooster : Orson, do something!

  Orson Pig : I'm trying to imagine something up, but I-I can't concentrate.

  Roy Rooster : [gives Orson a train schedule]  Here, try this.

  Orson Pig : An old train schedule? Well, okay.

  [the weasel closes in on Wade] 

  Wade Duck : May I say a few words on my behalf?

  [before the weasel can answer, he hears a train horn, then sees a train coming towards him] 

  The Weasel : Help!

  [the train chases the weasel away] 

  The Weasel : Help!