- Traci Spector: Moonrakers is the hottest gay club in town, but you don't have to be gay or lesbian to have a good time here. I'm not gay... or a lesbian and I had the time of my life!
- Scott Thompson: Lance's brother said they might have a couple openings for stockboys at Wal-mart.
- Kyle Thompson: Oooh, I saw this story about Wal-mart that said when they move into the small towns they kill all the little stores and then everyone is forced to buy, like, toothpaste and toilet paper in twelve packs.
- Scott Thompson: Well, we don't live in a small town Kyle, so you don't have to worry about that.