Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Tight's Good (2007)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : Why would you need a Bentley?
Charlie Harper : Nobody needs a Bentley, just as nobody needs to date a girl half his age. But if you're going to have one, it doesn't hurt to have the other.
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Alan Harper : I'm not taking the fall for you.
Charlie Harper : When have you ever taken the fall for me?
Alan Harper : I don't know. But somehow it always works out that whenever you get laid, I get screwed!