The Ugly Truth (2009)

Adam J. Harrington: Jack Magnum

Quotes 

• Abby Richter : Can we go over your intro one more time? "I'm Jack Magnum and this is..."

  Jack Magnum : The Ugly Truth.

  [imitates shooting a gun with his thumb and forefinger] 

  Abby Richter : Ok, let's maybe lose the gun thing.

  Jack Magnum : What? The gun is my signature move.

  Abby Richter : Unless the NRA is paying your mortgage this month, I say lose the effing gun!

• Jack Magnum : Most of you are watching this show so you can learn how to get chicks. Well let me assure you, you're in good hands. You're looking at a guy who personally has had sex with over 137 different women, most of them conscious. Now we're here at the balloon festival and I'm supposed to be telling you about how men are full of hot air, but I think we all know it's the ladies that are full of crap! Just because she says "no" doesn't mean she means "no." If that were the case, I'd have only 90 women.

  [Abby suddenly yanks him out of the hot air balloon basket from behind]