- Bob: [during opening credits] Please remember to put your flight attendant back in her upright position.
- Chode: No! My men's magazines collection! They got them all! Oh, they were priceless! Hef came to me to do research!
- Six: [Chode, impersonating Columbo, accuses Six of stealing his collection of Men's Magazines] Are you kidding? I saw them as a welcome break. I was gonna buy you a lifetime subscription to 'Nuts, Butts & Sluts' for Christmas.
- Chode: Relax, Six, you weren't going anywhere, he was beat from the get. I had Gus stand over with his goons not just to reinsure him that I wouldn't pull a fast one, it was so I could see his cards in the reflection of Gus' chest.