Stephen Root: Chode

Quotes 

• Chode : Come on, there's no way I could possibly a father.

  T'nuk : Why not? You're already a muther.

• Six : Chode, if you only had intercourse with this women in a 24 hour period, the chances of you being the father of her child are infinitetisimal.

  Chode : Hmm. So, I'm pretty much the poppa, huh?

  Gus : No, you idiot, Dinina probably has you mixed up with some other purple Varcity slob.

• Chode Jr. : Look, you can all stop pretending you want me here. I'll just go to my room.

  Chode : Why, that's nonsense! You don't even have a room.

• Chode : [banging on the wall because Whip and Chode Jr. are fighting on the other side]  Ok, you two, don't make me come down there! Aargh, I guess I'll have to, I sure ain't gonna come down here.