- Daffy: Hey! You're ripping the background!
- Daffy: [after Cross Country Kapow] You dope! You can't leave explosives lying around like that!
- Daffy: [Daffy walks slouched from right to left, dressed as Robin Hood and with arrows sticking out of his behind] Some days, I don't know whose side you're on!
- Daffy: Well, look who's back! You sure took your sweet time getting here! Let's get started!
- Daffy: [after being blasted by TNT] I'll just go freshen up a bit!
- Daffy: I wonder whose idea it was to put two screens on this thing? That's using the old coconut!
- Daffy: [Daffy has taped up a tear in the background] Good thing I always carry Duck tape! Duck tape - get it?
- [Throws the tape away]
- Daffy: No sense of humour!
- Daffy: [the player completes level 1 of Exploding Piano, prompting Daffy to storm off his podium] No, No, No! You do it like this!
- [Daffy presses the exploding key, the piano explodes, and Daffy appears with piano keys in his mouth]
- Daffy: No more for me, thanks - I'm driving!
- [Daffy faints]
- Daffy: Did you know there are 49,512 pixels on this screen? I know this, because I've counted every one of them, waiting for *you* to do something!
- Daffy: What kind of game will this be?
- [Lightbulb appears above Daffy]
- Daffy: One of those strategy, quest, games, perhaps?
- [Second bulb appears to the left of the first one]
- Daffy: Or maybe one of those 3D games, with lost of polygons and graphics up the wazoo!
- [a third bulb appears to the right of the first one]
- Daffy: Oh, I know - how about one of those cool mind improvement games!
- [Turns head to the right]
- Daffy: Somebody around here could use a little improvement!
- Daffy: [Facing forward] Well, I'm tapped - I don't suppose you've got any ideas knocking around in your noodle?
- Daffy: [after level 2 of Exploding Piano] Check, please, waiter!
- Daffy: [after level 4 of Exploding Piano] There are 4 lights!
- Daffy: [after being repeatedly tapped on the head] Hey! Knock it off, screwball!
- [Walks of to the left, and comes back with 3 paint tins]
- Daffy: Alright - Here! Let's get this show on the road!
- Daffy: [after the player has completed Daffy Divided] Allright! That does it! This game has made me go all to pieces!
- Daffy: [after being kicked out of a Wild West Saloon] Tough room!
- [Spits out a pile of bullets]
- Daffy: Well, what do you know - bullets!
- [Drops them]
- Daffy: I think I'll go take a nap, now!
- [Faints]
- Daffy: [after Level 3 of Exploding Piano] And I say he *does* have to shot me now!
- Daffy: So, what's next on the menu?
- [Daffy appears in a concert hall, dressed as an orchestra conductor]
- Daffy: [Admiring his outfit] Nice! It's about time I had an audience that appreciated me!
- [Starts looking around the empty stage, and then at the player]
- Daffy: [Whispered] Psst! Hey - where's the podium?
- [Hears a sound from above, and looks up to see a podium falling down to land on him]
- Daffy: [Pulling himself from underneath the podium] A music hater, eh? Well, I'm about to bring some culture to this two-bit act! I just hope *you* can keep up!
- Daffy: Alright! That does it! This is the very, very last straw! I demand to know who's responsible for this! Show yourself! I demand that you show yourself!
- [the words GAME OVER appear, before cutting to a shot of Daffy sitting at a drawing board, holding a white DS]
- Daffy: Well, if you can't beat em, beat em!
- Daffy: You know, there's a noticeable lack of game around here!
- Daffy: How about giving me a new outfit? Something snazzy with lots of style!
- [pause]
- Daffy: Well? What are you waiting for?
- [Player erases Daffy's body and legs]
- Daffy: Thanks! it sure feels nice and airy.
- [Looks down]
- Daffy: Argh! You've erased me! I demand you draw me a body!
- Daffy: [after being thumped by a monster] So much for the E rating!
- Daffy: [after player completes Mine Diamond mine minigame] This game cheats!
- Daffy: [after the candlestick game] What's your malfunction, buster! I don't have to put up with this humiliation! I've a good mind to complain to the union!
- Daffy: [after Chat Splat] You may think you've won, but just you wait - I've got a few blog entries in mind for you, pal!