Sex Drive (2008)
Charlie McDermott: Andy
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Quotes
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Randy : So where's Felicia?
Andy : Fel-ate-cha. Yeah.
Ian : She's in...
Andy : Fe-lay-cha! You banging her?
Ian : We're just friends.
Randy : I'm uncircumcised.
Girl : Fuck off!
Randy : Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Ian : Yeah, but it was a just-friends kinda thing.
Randy : You should bang her. We would.
Andy : Dude, we would bang her so hard.
Randy : Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy : Yeah. Hard.
Randy : With our dicks!
Andy : Yeah, our dicks are huge!
Randy : You can see them from space!
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Andy : Hey babe, you wanna party?
Girl Entering Party : I'm at a party.
Randy : You wanna make out with us?
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Fundraising Girl : Hi. I'm collecting for the underprivileged children of Ecuador. Would you like to help?
Andy : Not really.
Randy : We don't have any money.
Andy : No jobs.
Randy : You wanna party?
Fundraising Girl : Um, I'm kind of working right now.
Andy : When're you done?
Randy : Yeah, what're you doing after?
Fundraising Girl : I have a church thing tonight.
Andy : Kickass! We'll come.
Randy : Yeah, where is it?
Andy : Is there gonna be more hot snatch like you there?
Randy : Do you wear thong underpants?
Andy : Do you want us to take our shirts off?
Randy : What color bra are you wearing?
Andy : Is your mom hot too?
Randy : Are you into me? Where do you live?
Andy : What color car do you have?
Randy : Where do you live?
Andy : What's your address?
Randy : Do you want us to come over?
Andy : Do you like pizza?
Randy : We've been to a motel.
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Randy : We were just banging that chick in our car.
Female Cop : Yea, you mentioned that.
Andy : Yea, super hard.
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Andy : You gotta get over the monkey.