The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Spawn Games (2019)

Justin Silverman: The Clown

Quotes 

• The Clown : You've mentioned Mortal Kombat, like, twice now, but not Spawn in MK11? Though, he is paid DLC, which is pretty evil even by Hell's standards.

• The Clown : Sorry to break it to you, Nerd, but you're dead. You're fucked. F-U-K-T fucked.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Okay, let's play these shitty games.

  The Clown : No, no, no, not so fast. We're gonna play them in the most vile, despicable game room ever imagined by Hell. It'll break a man's soul in a second. Ready?

  [clasps the Nerd's shoulder as they disappear and then reappear in a perfect carbon copy of the Nerd's game room] 

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Huh? This is it?

  The Clown : Truly terrifying, right?

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Um, I actually... spend most of my days in a room EXACTLY like this.

  The Clown : Really?

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's, like, spot on. It's the exact same thing.

  The Clown : You even have the shelf with all the E.T. games?

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Yeah. In fact, I think mine has a little bit more.

  The Clown : What about the Aladdin Deck Enhancer and all the games?

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Uh yeah, in fact, I played that not too long ago.

  The Clown : Oh. Internet's really slow in Hell. I didn't know that. Here, play your stupid fucking game.

• The Clown : That Leguizamo guy's a real PEST. I never really liked his interpretation of Clown. He's all gross and creepy, not beautiful and sexy like moi.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : If this review ends with you rolling around the room, I'm gonna be disappointed.

• The Clown : Here comes number two: Todd McFartland's Spawn for the Super No-friendo.

• The Clown : Listen to this: I got some level skip codes right here with your name on'em.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Wouldn't using cheats be wrong? Isn't that a hollow victory?

  The Clown : Ah, you're in Hell. If you cared about right or wrong, you wouldn't be here.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : I did it, Satan. I beat your games.

  Satan : Fine. Looks like you've won this time.

  The Clown : Boss, he cheated! I found these codes and passwords in the Nerd room.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : You set me up!

  Satan : You cheated. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took the shortcut and gained nothing.

• The Clown : Spawn was free in Soul Calibur for XBox, though that game's kinda wussy. You can't even rip off a single opponent's arm. Oh yeah, talk about the arm rip.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : One move that I do like that I was only able to do a few times was the arm rip. That's right, you can rip the arm off of your enemy. This was so awesome they based their magazine ads around it. I mean, look at that. That's not at all traumatizing for a young kid to open up a game magazine and see that. It's fucking awesome.