Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Three Julies (2008)

Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger

Quotes 

• Natalie Teeger : Randy, I need to ask a favor.

  Lt. Randall Disher : The answer is yes.

  Natalie Teeger : I need a gun.

  Lt. Randall Disher : The answer is no.

• Police Dispatcher : [over radio]  All units, be advised, possible 187, name Julie Teeger, repeat, possible 187.

  Natalie Teeger : [panicked]  The victim's name! Repeat the victim's name!

  Police Dispatcher : Julie Teeger.

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, what's a 187?

  Adrian Monk : Uh...

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, what's a 187?

  Adrian Monk : Homicide.

  Natalie Teeger : Oh, my God!

  [she grabs Stottlemeyer's car keys] 

  Adrian Monk : Natalie, wait! Just wait for the Captain!

  [Natalie does not listen. She jumps into Stottlemeyer's car, and speeds away] 

• Natalie Teeger : [on her cell phone, trying to call Julie. She leaves a message]  It's me again. Please, I need to hear your voice. Call me when you get this.

  [Natalie hangs up and she starts walking away] 

  Police Dispatcher : [on a uniformed cop's radio]  Tentative ID on the victim is Julie Teeger.

  [Natalie stops, and listens carefully] 

  First Uniform Cop : Unit 9, could you repeat the name of the victim?

  Police Dispatcher : Julie Teeger. That's "T" for "Thomas." Teeger.

  First Uniform Cop : Unit 9, this has got to be a mix up. We're already at the Teeger scene, on Bow Street.

  Police Dispatcher : I don't know what to tell you, buddy. I'm looking at her ID right now. The picture matches. It's definitely her.

  [Natalie, who is standing just a few feet away, runs over to Stottlemeyer's car. She is getting in just as Monk, Stottlemeyer and Disher are finishing up inside and are coming out of the house] 

  Adrian Monk : [noticing Natalie in the car]  Natalie? Natalie!

  [She starts to speed off] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What the hell is her problem?

• [after arriving at a crime scene in a patrol car - due to Natalie having taken his - Stottlemeyer goes over to his new car, and finds that it looks like someone rammed the car into a wall] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What the hell happened? It was only two miles.

  Natalie Teeger : I took a shortcut. I cut across the creek.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [bewildered]  There's no bridge across the creek.

  Natalie Teeger : I know.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : There's no bridge across the creek.

  Natalie Teeger : Yes, I know.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : There is no bridge across the creek.

  Natalie Teeger : Captain, I am sorry. I will pay for everything.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : It's okay. It's insured.

  [tries once more to get a smudge off the battered hood of the car] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I think I need to be alone.

  Natalie Teeger : Here.

  [She tries to bang the hood down a few times. Due to the fact that it has crumpled up, it won't fit completely. She and Randy walk away] 

• [Captain Stottlemeyer arrives with a police detail to transfer Natalie and Julie to the police station] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You'll have a TV, your own bathroom...

  Natalie Teeger : What happened?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Nothing, I'm just being extra cautious, that's all.

  Natalie Teeger : Captain, something happened! You have to tell me, I'm her mother.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : All right. I thought it was a fairly common name, I thought we'd get dozens of hits, but we checked Washington, Oregon, went as far east as Colorado...

  Natalie Teeger : And?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : And she's the only Julie Teeger within a thousand miles.

  Julie Teeger : [scared]  ... You mean the only one left.

• [after Matthew Teeger has been caught, Julie pleads to be let out so she can take her driver's test] 

  Natalie Teeger : I'll tell you what, if Mr. Monk says it's okay, you can go.

  Adrian Monk : What? No, no, don't drag me into this. In case you forgot, I have my own problems.

  Natalie Teeger : Well, now you have one more. All right, I've got to go call my parents.

  [kisses Julie's cheek] 

  Natalie Teeger : They've been worried sick.