Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank (2008)

Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger

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Quotes 

• [Monk, Natalie, Disher, and Stottlemeyer have been sealed in a bank vault by a crooked employee] 

  Adrian Monk : I'm gonna die, right here.

  Natalie Teeger : No, you are not!

  Adrian Monk : You're right.

  [gets up and moves to another corner] 

  Adrian Monk : I'm gonna die over here. I call this spot. The rest of you can die somewhere else.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : That's it. Monk is no longer the morale officer.

• Tiny Werner : [on the subject of some jewelry that Peter Crawley sold to him]  He said this belonged to his grandmother.

  Natalie Teeger : You believed him?

  Tiny Werner : I believe everyone: it's store policy.

• Natalie Teeger : [spots Randy, who has frozen still as he practices to become a Living Statue]  Randy? What are you doing?

  [no response. Natalie blushes] 

  Natalie Teeger : Hello? Are you all right?

  [She walks in a circle around him, but he is still frozen] 

  Natalie Teeger : Oh, my gosh... tickle, tickle, tickle!

  [tickles Randy hoping that he will react] 

  Natalie Teeger : All right...

  [starts to walk away, then turns back and jumps off the floor and onto Randy's shoulder. He still doesn't move!] 

  Natalie Teeger : I'm taking these two pencils and I'm gonna stick them up your nose.

  [puts one in one nostril] 

  Natalie Teeger : That's number one.

  [puts one in the other nostril] 

  Natalie Teeger : And number two.

  [Still no response from Randy, who now looks rather like a frozen walrus with pencil tusks] 

  Natalie Teeger : Our tax dollars at work.