Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Is on the Run: Part 1 (2008)

Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher

Quotes 

• Lt. Randall Disher : It's funny, this is the kind of case Monk always solves. You know, not funny ha ha funny, you know, more like, not funny at all funny.

• Natalie Teeger : [makes smoothie by using a power drill. She puts lots of random items that one would not normally put into a smoothie into the blender. Then, under the excuse that her blender broke, she uses the power drill to blend together the ingredients. When completed, the result is a very repulsive looking liquid. She takes a sip]  Just what I needed.

  Lt. Randall Disher : [Notices oil in the liquid]  Is that oil?

  Natalie Teeger : That is oil. It's uh, it's from the ground so it's organic, and it just lubricates your organs.

  [puts down the glass and picks up the drill] 

  Natalie Teeger : Um, I'll just be washing up. I'll be right back. You can have it.

  [She walks into the living room, and picks up Mitch's old uniform before going to the bathroom. Randy looks at the revolting smoothie for a few moments before taking a sip from it. The sound of the shower comes from the bathroom. It is revealed that Natalie is running the shower so as to cover up the sound of her drilling Monk's handcuffs off] 

  Natalie Teeger : Quiet! He's still in the kitchen.

  [gets the uniform out] 

  Natalie Teeger : It's Mitch's uniform. It's all that I had.

  Adrian Monk : Oh no. I can't wear that.

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, he'd want you to.

  Adrian Monk : No, I mean it's all dusty!

  Natalie Teeger : You were wearing a hobo's trench coat!

  Adrian Monk : OK. OK.

  [He prepares to put on the uniform] 

  Natalie Teeger : [gives Monk a wad of money]  Here. Money.

  Adrian Monk : Is this all you have?

  Natalie Teeger : It's a week's paycheck! I was supposed to get a 5% bump last January...

  Adrian Monk : Okay, okay, okay. We'll talk about that later.

  [Natalie hands Monk several wads of Kleenex] 

  Natalie Teeger : Here's some Kleenex. They're anti-viral. It's a sick world out there.

  Adrian Monk : Natalie, thank you.

  Natalie Teeger : Know how you can thank me? Find out what happened. Come home.